When people think of Mario Party it tends to come with two reactions. The first is a more humble “No thanks.” This makes sense if you’re just not a fan of long board-games, minigames with a varying degree of quality, and/or Mario games. It also makes sense as to play…

These are my favorite games, and many of them have been my favorite for a very long time. — I’m honestly surprised with myself here. I think I have ideals that probably betray my true feelings, but as of writing this is where things lie. It’s possible I will have a different opinion within minutes of publishing this, but that’s the subjective nature of ranking 500+ video games. I…

Where there is light there also resides darkness… — As I compiled the top 500 games I really just listed every game I’d played enough to warrant consideration for this list. This includes all the bad games I’ve beaten. Enough of them charmed me enough to not be hated. I enjoy a hilariously bad game! However, these are the…

These are the “Some Of My Favorites” Games These are some of the greatest games I’ve played! No joke, I truly love the following games: 100) Left 4 Dead It is an absolute blast to get a group together and survive the zombie hoards together. It’s as simple as that. 99) Unravel This game is truly emotional and I wanted dearly to help Yarny…

The “Wowie, These Are Neato” Games These are the games that are very good and that I would recommend to you that you should at least look at. They are as follows: 200) MegaMan X Street Fighter This fan game has taken the great stages and characters of Street Fighter and put them into a very well made Mega Man game…

The “I Like This, I’d Play More” Games — The following games are ones that I definitely like. Keep in mind I didn’t even bother listing a lot of games I’ve played and didn’t like enough to finish. We’re headed towards greater games here: 300) Windjammers Super action flying disc battle game is not necessarily the most content-packed experience but it…

The “These Are Fine” Games The following games are things I don’t find upsetting really, but maybe that’s worse than being closer to bad? Forgettable, but fine, games perhaps await here: 400) DotA 2 This is a great game but it is absolutely not for me. I do not like denying creep score or the depth to which…

The “Not Necessarily Worst Games I’ve Played, But They’re Close” Games The following games are not all bad. In fact a lot of them have charm, but they just can’t stand up to most games. Here they are: 500) Sonic Heroes Don’t get me started. 499) The Berenstain Bears™: Camping Adventure It’s a very unoffensive game that has some simple variety and is a well deserved part of the SEGA…

Note: This was written during all of 2020 and published in late October. All opinions are likely outdated now. This is a list that has been in the works for well over 4 years. While reading GameInformer’s Top 300 Games of All Time list I had laughed at the concept…